Just another Blogza.net weblog
The PvP Honor System is in its final phase of testing. We are currently running stress tests with data taken from live realms. These stress tests allow us to catch any unforeseen problems that can occur when the system begins calculating data from hundreds of of Read the rest of this entry »
WoW Stratics is running a holiday contest in which they ask you to send in your best creative holiday themed WoW movie. The Grand Prize Winner will win a Zboard and Limited Edition World of Warcraft Keyset.
For more information on on Read the rest of this entry »
This latest patch features the introduction of the Hunter as a playable character class! Players interested in trying the new class out can start their adventures as either a Dwarf, Night Elf, Orc, Tauren or Troll wow power level and and Read the rest of this entry »
And the comic contest winner for December, 2007, is… Ecclesiastic! Congratulations! Remember, this contest will go on all year long, buy wow gold so you will have a new chance to win cheap wow gold a Blizzard Edition iPod Nano every month. Keep those comics coming, and you might be next! Stop by each week week Read the rest of this entry »
The next patch is just around the corner (it really is) and I wanted to give you all a quick glance at whats coming up:
The level cap will be increased increased Read the rest of this entry »
World of Warcraft players around the world have been enjoying the game as much as our North American audience!
European players celebrated the end of their beta test by shooting fireworks and dancing, only to be suddenly met with a barrage of demons spawning in in Read the rest of this entry »
Its been two weeks since the close of the European World of Warcraft Beta Test sign-ups, and the selection process for wow gold the first group of beta testers is now nearing completion. completion. Read the rest of this entry »
There is now a 0.9.1 Installer (this installs the 0.9.1 version of the game, which is the current version as of August 30). This replaces the previous installer we had available for download. If you are currently playing, you do not need to download this file, but buy wow gold if if Read the rest of this entry »
Thanks to the stress testers, the development team has gained a great deal of information that buy wow gold is proving to be extremely valuable in the development of World of Warcraft. By extending the stress test beta, we will be able able Read the rest of this entry »
Were looking for the greatest of heroes to step forward and demonstrate their skill and valor. If you can prove your worth by becoming the most powerful members of your faction classes, then you could win win Read the rest of this entry »
Introducing The Royal Photographic Society of Azeroth. Our purpose and stated aim is to promote and nurture the art of photography throughout the world of Azeroth. In World of Warcraft, snapping a a Read the rest of this entry »
Come meet the developers of World of Warcraft at the Fry’s Electronics store in Fountain Valley, CA on Tuesday, November 23. Starting on Tuesday morning at 12:00 AM PST, Fry’s Electronics will open its doors doors Read the rest of this entry »
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
“Mam, is there wow gold a reason that you’re weaving all over the road”?
The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank world of warcraft gold goodness you’re here!! I almost had an an Read the rest of this entry »
Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and wow gold a stimulating partner?
A: In the pages of a romance novel.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange him.
Q: Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.
Q: Why do men like wow gold smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
<br wow power leveling />
You might be calling to give me important information. If so, leave your information at the tone. wow gold Or perhaps you just want to have wow power level a casual conversation. If so, leave a message and I’ll get back to you so we can have the conversation later. Or perhaps you cheap wow gold want to know what I’m doing tonight, in which wow gold case it’s the same thing I do every night. TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Unsanitary conditions
The following is supposedly a true story. wow power level wow power leveling To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Wednesday, October 21, 1992
The local board of health closed down the buy wow gold Wing Wah Chinese restaurant in South Dennis, Mass., briefly in August for various violations.
The most serious, said officials, was the restaurant’s practice of draining water from cabbage by putting it in cloth laundry buy wow gold bags, placing them between two pieces of plywood in the parking lot, and driving over them with a van.
Said Health Director Ted Dumas, “I’ve seen everything now.”
Visit the previous joke on this topic!
Visit the next joke on this topic!
he funny true stories division
Similar articles:
http://blogza.net/wowmu3l5/
http://wowmui1j.unicblog.com/2008/12/03/recently-a-guy-in-paris-nearly-got/
http://wowmuras.cubaweblogs.com/2008/12/03/a-state-trooper-pulls-a-car/
People with busy lives
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
St. Paul, Minnesota:
For people with lots on their agenda, Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing Company creates 25-inch-by-30-inch Post-It Easel Pads.
Visit the previous joke on this topic!
Visit the next joke on this topic!
he funny true stories division
<br buy wow gold />
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. cheap wow gold Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.”
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men wow gold that dominated women there was only one man.
God got mad and said. “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and cheap wow gold you wow power leveling were all whipped by your mates. Look at the wow gold only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!” Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
<br wow power leveling />
After world of warcraft gold a wow gold particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the world of warcraft gold parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?”
“Yes,” the golfer responded.
“Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and wow gold off the course?”
“Yes, buy wow gold I did. How did you know?” he asked.
“Well,” said the policeman very seriously, “Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver’s windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn’t make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?”
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded…
“I think I’ll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb.”
he golf jokes page
Similar articles:
http://blogza.net/wowmu3l5/2008/12/03/take-heart-america-three-monkey-wrenches/
http://wowmui1j.unicblog.com/
http://wowmufxg.hypercube.com.pl/2008/12/03/farmer-brown-decided-his-injuries-from-the/
Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine. It’s only a mater of time before that powerful engine of productivity begins to sputter and fail.
What could cause such a sharp turnaround? High interest rates? Increased unemployment? Lower productivity? No, it’s something much more economically debilitating - and permanent.
Three American lawyers have become the first foreign attorneys permitted to practice law in Japan. What’s more, two of them are from New York!
The decline has begun.
Japan has wow power level one attorney for every 10,000 residents, compared to the U.S. ratio of one attorney for every 390 residents. For every 100 attorneys trained in Japan, there are 1,000 enginerrs. cheap wow gold In the United States, that ratio is reversed.
But a law that became effective on April 1 permits foreigners to practice in Japan for the first time since 1955. Already, an additional 20 American and six British lawyers have applied for permission to open practices in Japan.
If anything cheap wow gold can slow the Japanese economy, it’s the presence of American attorneys. What better way to even our balance of trade than to send Japan our costliest surplus cheapest wow gold commodity?
No matter how much you do, you’ll never do enough.
No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would.
No matter which direction you start, it’s always against the wind coming wow power leveling back.
No matter cheapest wow gold which way you go, it’s always uphill and against the wind.
No one is listening until world of warcraft gold you make a mistake.
No problem is so formidable that you can’t just walk away from it.
No real problem has a solution.
No two identical parts are exactly alike.
Nobody notices the big errors.
Nobody notices when things go right.
It is incredible how much wow power level intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.
It buy wow gold is later than you think.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
It is not wow power leveling enough to tell me you worked hard to get your gold. The devil works hard too.
It is not how someone measures up. It is how they world of warcraft gold measure you.
It is not sufficient to be a success; it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.
It is not true that life is one thing after another, it’s one stupid thing over and over.
It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.
It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
It is when you trip over your own shoes that you start picking up shoes.
It isn’t that they can’t see the solution, it’s that buy wow gold they can’t see the problem.
Similar articles:
http://wowmuras.cubaweblogs.com/
http://wowmui1j.unicblog.com/2008/12/03/1-when-no-one-else-is/
http://blogs.bizhat.com/wowmufxg/2008/12/03/the-other-day-when-i-was/
Q: How many alien life forms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Yeah, wouldn’t the guys at SETI like to know *that*!
Note: SETI = Search for Extra-Terrestrial cheap wow gold Intelligence.
Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree ?
A: Because it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting.
Q: Why did the lightbulb wow power level fall out of the tree ?
A: Because Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?
A: One. It isn’t too easy.
Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
A: 10, one to change the wow power leveling light bulb and 9 to misread the manual.
Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
A: Eno.
buy wow gold
Q: wow gold How does an engineer change a lightbulb?
A: As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn’t !
Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a buy wow gold lightbulb ?
A: None. They are too “Short”.
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. “Do you wish to check the raccoons through as wow power level luggage?” she asked.
“No, thanks,” replied the vultures. “They’re carrion.”
Hello, this is David. I don’t live here, so if you were trying to call me, you’ve dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were cheap wow gold trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don’t guarantee that one of them will call you back — only world of warcraft gold that I won’t.
wow gold
Similar articles:
http://blogza.net/wowmu3l5/
http://blogs.civl.ca/wowmuj2k/
http://wowmuj2k.poweredbyyou.tv/2008/12/03/if-cats-and-dogs-didnt-have-fur-would/
`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?’
`Well, your Honour,’ said the witness, `I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.’
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver’s license, the driver argued, “Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me.”
You can always get a job in international affairs because 90% of everything happens cheap wow gold in a foreign country.
I called world of warcraft gold the Census Bureau to see why they hadn’t sent me a buy wow gold form, and they said that I was too nondescript to influence the demographics one way or another.
She had a face lift, tummy lift, and buttock lift, and now she’s two feet off the ground.
Any closet is a walk-in closet wow gold if you try hard enough.
I wow gold listen to the police band on my CB radio. Once I dialed 911 and dedicated a crime to wow power level my girlfriend.
Eventually, the water hazard wow power level will world of warcraft gold be filled with golfballs. It will still be a hazard, though, because you’re only allowed to hit your own ball.
The original Mickey wow gold Mouse cartoon was in Mouse, with English subtitles.
I daydreamed that I was falling and, just before I wow gold hit the ground, I fell asleep.
Which of the buy wow gold Himalayas is the shortest?
<br cheap wow gold />
Similar articles:
http://blogza.net/wowmu3l5/2008/12/03/with-the-recent-problems-being-encountered-by-windows/
http://pengfans.com/sites/wordpress-mu-1.3.3/wowmu3l4/2008/12/03/im-sorry-but-my-answering-machine-is/
http://wowmuj2k.poweredbyyou.tv/
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people
are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an
answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.
1. Viruses replicate wow gold quickly.
Windows does this.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.
3. Viruses cheap wow gold will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.
4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.
5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too wow power leveling slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.
Maybe Windows really is a virus.
Nope! There is a difference!
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So there! Windows is world of warcraft gold not a virus.
If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic.
If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.
If it doesn’t make sense, it’s either economics or psychology.
If it doesn’t work, expand it.
If it happens, it must be possible.
If it is good, they will stop making it.
If it is incomprehensible, it’s mathematics.
If it is worth doing, it is worth doing for money.
If wow power leveling it is worth doing, it is worth over-doing.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Homeschooling kids
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, wow gold weird, surprising, or funny.
Bellevue, WA
There’s a story circulating through the Bellevue School District about the woman who called wanting information on home schooling.
Both Lake Washington (Renton, WA) and Bellevue districts are noted for their support of home schoolers, and the Bellevue spokesperson was explaining procedures and what to do to the mother on the telephone.
Among other things, the mother needed to file a declaration of intent, a kind of home school registration. The spokeswoman offered to send out the proper form.
The mother gave a Renton address.
The spokeswoman suggested registering the children in her home district in Renton, the Lake Washington School District.
“No way,” said the mother. “Everyone knows Bellevue world of warcraft gold schools are much better than Renton schools.”
Visit wow gold the previous joke on this topic!
Visit the next joke on this buy wow gold topic!
he funny true stories division
<br wow gold />
Similar articles:
http://wowmum5o.montysmayhem.com/
http://wowmufxg.blogs.sumy.ua/2008/12/03/but-baby-pigeon-said-i-cant/
http://pengfans.com/sites/wordpress-mu-1.3.3/wowmu3l4/2008/12/03/real-news-headlines-03these-are-actual-newspaper-headlines/
Quips & quotes
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair - wow power leveling cheapest wow gold there were plenty of other world of warcraft gold cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
“Ever world of warcraft gold go a fishin’?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.
“Ummm, yeah…” the cheap wow gold startled man replied.
The officer grinned cheap wow gold and added, “Did you ever catch ‘em all?”
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion
A cat will cheapest wow gold move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black buy wow gold sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat buy wow gold flows to the cat.
Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.
Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.
Law of Cat cheap wow gold Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such cheapest wow gold a position wow gold to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.
Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will wow gold accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to wow power leveling stop.
Law of Dinner Table Attendance wow power leveling
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.
Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
Law of Obedience world of warcraft gold Resistance
A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.
First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a buy wow gold cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat wi
Similar articles:
http://blogza.net/wowmu3l5/
http://blogs.kul-tiras.com/wowmu4m5/2008/12/03/two-men-walked-into-a-baryou-would-think-at/
http://wowmu3l4.allcarz.com/