License to Kill

June 3rd, 2008 by malene

Where can I apply for a “license to kill”? I didn’t know I needed one. If the police catch me, I’ll be in real trouble if I don’t have one. I might have to pay a big fine or something. I wonder if it’s a graduated system: license to “mock“, then license to give “two for flinching“, ….

Who should probably back away from this blog?

May 26th, 2008 by malene

If you can answer “no” to any ONE of these: Do you know your name? You married your wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been giving you lately? You are glad that you are not bisexual? I know the answer for this question is “yes” because you cannot stand being rejected by men as well as women.

Dick Martin, 1922-2008

May 25th, 2008 by malene

Dick Martin was, I think, underestimated as a comedy talent. His shtick (with Dan Rowan) seems dated now, being remembered as second-tier Rat Pack wannabes. This ignores the ground-breaking nature of their Laugh-In Show.

What Have You Faked?

April 25th, 2008 by malene

No we are not talking about organisms(yes I know I misspelled) but more along the lines of likes/interests when you started dating your mate.
I am not a faker by any means. I say what I mean. I do what I say, but that has come with age and being more secure in my station in life. As a youngin I faked, and again NO, NOT ORGANISMS. I faked liking racing(Nascar) for my man. He and his family love it. So as a 19 year old twit, I loved it too cause I thought it would impress him. How many weekends w…

Richie in Winnipeg

March 25th, 2008 by malene

Horrible News For Rob & Big

February 25th, 2008 by malene

It’s THURSDAY (and that means . . . )

January 25th, 2008 by malene

Thank you so much for leaving1 kudos or 2 kudos, or leaving a commentto let us know you were here and said “hi”even if you can’t stay for the challenge  
OPEN FORUM
I’ts THURSDAY
And that means the
Incredible IneffableThursday Open ForumIT’S PLAY DAY
Display your work ~~ post responses.
Post as many times as you want. Make it a MARATHON!
This forum works with your participation and feedback to other poets and writers, so pour it on. 
Post whatever poetry you want t…

Taste of Chaos ’08

December 25th, 2007 by malene

Atreyu will be performing in the 2008 Taste of Chaos with Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine, Blessthefall, Idiot Pilot, Mucc, D’espairsray, and The Underneath.Check here or at for tour dates and information.Also, if you’d like to be a part of the Taste of Chaos Online Street Team, email Scott your Name, Age, City, State / Province, and a brief explanation of any past street team work to streetteam@musictoday.com.Talk to you all soon.-That Guy

Lil Wayne Vs. Tupac!

November 25th, 2007 by malene

Lil Wayne Calls Himself The “GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE” I think thats a little TOO COCKY…. NO offense to Him.. If Tupac Was Still Alive I think HE WOULD BE THE GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE… Do you agree?! Maybe Lil Ways is the greatest rapper ALIVE but IDK. So who do you prefer or think is better? Tupac Or Lil Wayne? Give 2 Kudos!

Fires

October 25th, 2007 by malene

There are so many fires going on right now in So. Cal.   So far me and my family are fine.  It’s very sad and my heart goes out to all of the people who have been affected by fires.